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I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.
Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have
a good laugh and go on from there.
The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream
of today's young families is to get one.
If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.
My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the
neighbor cut the grass.
This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money
for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.
The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.
COWS -- Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION -- They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS -- The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!